After years of exposure to extremely high levels of mercury, Todd's testees tote terribly toxic totals. The news gets even creepier as Todd no longer has a pair of pants that has a zipper that stays up, seems his mercury balls attract the zipper downward. Unfortunately at a recent gig, Todd was "riding commando" under his jeans, and gave the crowd a full show. When quizzed later, he claimed something about "recently swimming in a glacial lake"